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zucchini person

by Purple zucchini May 22, 2018
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zucchini licker

Someone who licks a man's penis
Zach's a zucchini licker.
by Long Charles 18+ October 10, 2017
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Zucchini feminism (feminist)

It is one of the new feminist theories created in S.Korea.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .

why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.

A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
by gdnnp November 27, 2017
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Zucchini

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”
by WeirdAF December 1, 2020
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Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
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Desert Zucchini

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.
by GobNob June 5, 2022
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Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole
I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini
by Scissors swings April 4, 2022
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