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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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hide the zucchini

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green
You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini
by Skylanderscollector March 3, 2024
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Zucchini feminism (feminist)

It is one of the new feminist theories created in S.Korea.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .

why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.

A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
by gdnnp November 27, 2017
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zucchini person

by Purple zucchini May 22, 2018
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zucchini

A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.
1. Are you guys dating or just friends? You're so close, i can't tell!
2. We're zucchinis.
by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
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Zucchini Soup

(noun) Vomit, throw up, puke.
When I woke up this morning the floor was covered in Zucchini soup.
by zucchini-lover August 21, 2019
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caca fani caca zucchini hoinges

when the chongo bongo farfa berfe caca pepor cola abuela fly fritos pepor boingy garngob
omg where patty fral

it “ caca fani caca zucchini hoinges ” ham
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