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zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.
After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.
by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006
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Zorth

A zorth is a psychotic-invincible creature that declares military training to be a grunt or monster master. This type of creatures origin was based on a Xen. A zorth appears to be a fat grayish-skin tall male alien with a cylinder head, black eyes with white pupils, un-lipped big mouth, black hair, no nose, and almost-looking claws. They have a low-pitched voice that will allow them to talk. They were born with no parents at all. They were made by Xenian chemicals before they're were born.
A zorth was destroying a person's life.
by shanimaker3535 April 20, 2019
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zort

"Zort" is an impression. You can use it for situations when someone fails. You can use the "o" multiple times to make fun pf the person who has failed.
zort or zoooooooort
by Pırt December 23, 2022
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zoester

A peice of shit(POS) car that has something on it such as a very large spoiler or plastic spinning hubcaps and often a loud annoying muffler
Homey daisle.. did you see that zoester
by Todd513 July 24, 2006
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Zorton

Another word for "fart" invented by Cheez wiz and Orgasmo
I just um...zorton...'d
by cheezy advisory board November 11, 2003
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zortron

Home planet of the Insain, a poop tossing bungalow tree monkey
Guy 1: Have you ever been to Zortron?
Guy 2: Nah man, everyone I know whose gone there, came back covered in Insain poo
by kladdos November 16, 2013
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zort

Pull out your iUD and see queef please.
When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.
by alicedrea September 2, 2005
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