Zooing

(1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park.

(1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?"
"We went to the museum and a pub on Saturday, and spent all of Sunday zooing."

by the specter January 1, 2009

Zooping

The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )

Quit zooping and get back to work!

by ashmokhberi March 15, 2012

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zootiled

When you physically cannot get any more high than you currently are

Me: Damn bro I can’t smoke anymore I guess I’m zootiled

by Lunr eklipse July 14, 2018

Zoopin

Being so high you can’t even say zooted correctly.

Bro 1: Are you high bro?

Bro 2: Bro I’m zoopin.

by dahlb February 6, 2019

zortin

Short for resorting; the act of hanging out at resort: overpaying for food and drinks and enjoying the atmosphere as whatever price.

I'm too busy zortin to care.

by Tommyboyrrecords February 5, 2020

zoomting

noun A meeting (business, government, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference meeting in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

verb The acting of holding/participating in a zoomting.

1. nounHow many zoomtings did you have yesterday? Five, I'm busier now than when I was at work! Yeah, me too, I had six, and my girlfriend swore really loud in the background when I wasn't muted.

2. verb What you do all day? I was zoomting with my business partner.

by Joule29 May 10, 2020