Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zinking

Actively gooning in a educational setting.

Tucker was Zinking in the back of the class.

by The Zinkinater April 16, 2025

Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.

He zanking Michael in the sport shed

by z4nky69 May 28, 2025

Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker

”bro your ZANKING”

by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025

Frat-Zoning

Acting like you'll join a fraternity when you're really just using them for parties and hookups.

Jake: "Hey are you going to join that fraternity ?"
Kyle:"No, I'm frat-zoning them because I don't want to pay but I still want to party."

by Shurric October 4, 2017

high zoning

Basically, slang for being high, na’mean?

“95-I, I drive, high zoning...” - Nas

by him👹 December 2, 2017