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refill-a-zit
A nasty pimple that seems to form a new white head within a few hours of having squeezed all the puss out of it. A refill-a-zit will often take several days to finally go away.
Well, fuck me! I just popped that bad boy and now it's all white and nasty again. I hate refill-a-zits!
refill-a-zit by Wiseman July 25, 2006
Crockpot Zit
A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.
Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
Crockpot Zit by Rawesome January 14, 2009
Programming Zit
When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
Programming Zit by Codeman_333 April 14, 2011
White Screaming Zit
After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.
Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"
White Screaming Zit by Dragon "The Net" Hopkins January 4, 2013
special occasion zit
(n) A zit that appears on the skin of a person before a special occasion such as family gatherings, professional photo ops, parties, extravaganzas, dates, and holidays.
Example: I have been so excited to finally go on a date with Russell. Not suprisingly the day before our date I got a special occasion zit.
Example: Tomorrow is our family reunion! I will get to see people I haven't seen in years! Some people are coming that I haven't even met. I hope I don't get a special occasion zit.
Example: Tomorrow is our family reunion! I will get to see people I haven't seen in years! Some people are coming that I haven't even met. I hope I don't get a special occasion zit.
special occasion zit by All4Us January 3, 2009