zipity

A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being or a person. He's married, and has kids, but speaks with a heavy lisp, enough to make you think that he's a raging homosexual.

Oh my god, look at that zipity, he's such a zipity do da.

by someone who cant spell anynomous. August 31, 2005

Ziplip

When you cum on a girl's mouth while she's sleeping, and when she wakes up she can't open it.

Did you hear what CRC-3 did to Shania last night? They gave her the ziplip. She couldn't even brush her teeth

by Nuvabey January 10, 2015

Zipai

"Zipai" or otherwise known as "自拍" in Simplified Chinese is pinyin for "selfie." Its common use is in cmedia fandoms such as cpop, donghua and manhua to name a few. The term is also prevalant in sub-communities such as danmei and baihe. you'll most likely encounter "zipai" when scrolling Twitter or looking through hashtags like #cpopzipaiday or #danmeizipaiday which are days dedicated to fans on the social media app Twitter in which they post selfies to coordinate with their bias (real-life people) or comforts/kinnies (fictional characters).

tgcf's zipai day is tomorrow !! i can't wait to post a zipai and connect with other tgcf stans !!

by Hua Cheng August 13, 2021

Zippity-doo-da-loop-de-floppity-flip

This is a skateboard stunt which came out if the dormant folds of Joey Gnapp's brain. A skateboarder skates down a hill at well over 30mph (zippity doo da) through a loop (loop de), and into a busy itersection which must include speeding cars(floppity flip).

Wow man, did you see that guy that just pulled off a zippity-doo-da-loop-de-floppity-flip! And no Ms. Brooks, this has absolutely nothing to do with my project.

by G-NAPP May 16, 2004

Zippie

A sweatshirt with a zipper but no hood.

"It's cold in the movie theater, you should bring a hoody."
"Good idea, but the hood bothers me when it bunches against the seat, I'll just wear my zippie instead"

by SacGirl August 19, 2009

Zippi

A stupid fuck

Lets see if zippi can help us explain this example

by zippi October 3, 2003

Cincinnati Ziptie

the act of docking with another man while a woman gives you a combined handjob, treating both of your members as one long penis

Stacy gave me and Jacob the best Cincinnati Ziptie the other day and we both finished at the same time!

by 4163n March 13, 2022