Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.

"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."

by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018

Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016

zandalize

v. To garnish with the glorious marks of the band known as Zox. Derived from the word "vandalize," but without inheriting the original term's tendency towards negative connotations, zandalism most often comes in the form of those trademark yellow Zox-head stickers. Furthermore, anything/anyone that is marked with the name ZOX, may be considered "zandalized."

Though Zox band has recently refurbished their online image, the yellow Zoxhead will live on forever and always be known as the 5th member of the band that says nothing but "zoxband.com"

I zandalized a stop sign today!

It has become the norm to zandalize your dorm.

Oh, look at that zandalized car bumper. A Zandal must have been here!

I zandalized my roommate after he passed out.

As a member of the Zteam, it is your duty to zandalize every town you visit.

Spencer Swain's left arm is zandalized with a Zox flower.

by Ameh June 21, 2006

Zanderbanner

Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them.

Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where he is dancing around like a little fairy?

by Bill Frankino December 14, 2008

Zandrei

Chillest guy you will ever know. He may seem like a quiet and shy guy, but he is the strongest out of all.

I'll get Zandrei on you!

by BROMAN12356 August 20, 2018

Zander

Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.

Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.

by 6SABKILLA9 October 26, 2019

Zhanaria

Zhanaria is a loving, funny and caring person. When she's in love, she loves hard. She will take you back even she you hurt me. She puts people over herself. Hardworking and smart asl. She doesn't cry but when she does it's a streams that creates oceans. She loud and will do her best to make you the best person possible. She sees beauty in everything but herself. But she's an amazing person to be in a relationship with. She'll give you her mind, body and soul even when you don't deserve it. Irreplaceable and hard to come by. Don't give up her because she won't give up on you. She finds light in the darkest things. She's the one you want to take home to the family. Athletic and always smiling. Zhanaria is not a common name and not a common person so hold on to her.

“Zhanaria is a whole meal”
"Damn she looks good"

by Lovely pie June 3, 2018