Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.

Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.

by Wrathskellar September 1, 2009

Renee Zellweger

A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.

When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."

Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.

by Mr. Cardboard January 27, 2012

renee zellweger

An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.

"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"

by BLiNg529 January 18, 2010

Zellwegered

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.

'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"

by Societe Anonyme April 26, 2003

Full Zellner

The act of going "Full Zellner" is to approach any particular task with absolute meticulousness and zeal, leaving no stone unturned in ones plight to succeed. No effort or expense is spared until the task is complete or goal reached. Some well known people who have gone "Full Zellner" in their line of work are Tommy Wiseau, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathleen Zellner.

Friend; How did your prostate check up go?
Patient: It was really uncomfortable, the doctor went "Full Zellner".
Friend: Oh no... is everything ok?
Patient: Yeah everything is fine, I'm 100 percent totally clear.

Friend: At least you know for sure.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020

zellet

A man/ woman who gets sick from eating lettuce

That zellet almost died eh?

by ponne December 24, 2015

Zeller

Noun: refers to a lord of memes. Can be caught speaking weird words from different languages such as yoink. Always has the urge to dab on their haters, and is weakened by Kombucha.

Gracie is a Zeller because she could not dab due to Jack’s kombucha.

by Bigbear124 March 30, 2019