A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!
Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
by Icyrox January 18, 2009
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Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
by pulzd March 16, 2011
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