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A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
Get the Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament mug.Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
Get the New Zealand Nuke mug.An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
by Rionox March 1, 2023
Get the New Zealand Birthday Party mug.Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
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