Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

Your dad by Lëé June 27, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

Your dad by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

Your Dad by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

Your dad by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

your dad by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.

Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.

Your dad by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

your dad

the finest man alive<3

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad

your dad by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022