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you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.
Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.
by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016
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you should kill yourself

you should kill yousrelf is a move normaly used in the mma the person smacks the shit out of your head with his dick then lets you suck it until you cum living in hell for the rest of your life john cena and the rock are invinsible for this move because they are gay
and john cena says you should kill yourself and gets sucked of
by pro writer bami January 29, 2024
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A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.
by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024
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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022
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yea you should know

"How long is the class going to last today?"

"About 40 mins. It shouldn't take too long."

"Ok"

"Wait weren't you here yesterday?"

"Yea"

"Yea you should know."
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore January 8, 2023
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why you should date black dudes

Because once you go black you will never go back , they way better than yk (no disrespect to white nikkas ) they gone make sure you good at all times, they don’t cheat, they good at all sports, they don’t lie, they know how to use seasoning and they just look better overall , talm bout that nice chocolate skin ouweeee!!
i think raegan should start talking to jay

why you should date black dudes
by blackkkk23 November 19, 2022
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