yonk

A period of exactly NINE (9) years
by yerodretep December 23, 2004
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yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago
by Jaybaly April 05, 2016
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Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"
Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!
by Shavvy April 23, 2009
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Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.
Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!
by fried.rice.guy November 04, 2019
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Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers
Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk
by HiBob12 July 03, 2010
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Yonkee

A Yonkee is hybrid between a junkie and a psychonaut... A "Dope Geek" in other words.

A person who doesn’t mind making his/her romance with psychoactive drugs rather public by means of providing positive information about the spiritual use of shamanic/sacred plants and other mind altering substances. They challenge their fellow humans to ask themselves if "legal means safe" as a first step to question our belief systems.

Subjects to talk about with a yonkee : music and arts, quantum physics, brain chemistry, shamanic practices, energetic fields & alternative medicine, anthropology, cognitive science, magical thinking (causal reasoning that often includes such ideas as the ability of the mind to affect the physical world)

Some of the most significant personalities in the psychedelic community are:
Terence & Dennis Mckenna, Tim Leary, Daniel Pinchbeck, John Major Jenkins, Alex Grey, Joe Rogan, Nick Herbert, Aldous Huxley, Carlos Castaneda, Antonin Artaud, Bill Hicks, Richard Alpert and Dr. Rick Strassman to name a few.
"We sat behind the bushes and watched a group of yonkees performing a Peyote ceremony up in the hills."
by Psychedelic*Queen December 30, 2009
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