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yogartventure

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"
M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."
by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010
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Yogain

When you meet someone for the second time in a short period of time.
As we met again on the hallway, I said to him Hello again and he replied Yogain !
by Ratatoskur March 29, 2011
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Yogaphile

Yogaphilia or Yogaphile is a term that refers to yoga practioners coined to describe passionate or cult like behavior about yoga.
This is the third time she's blown me off for yoga class she's turned into a full fledged yogaphile.

You wish you were a yogaphile like Gwyneth Paltrow.

The webseries Yogaphiles revolves around a class of eclectic characters experiencing yogaphilia.
by twitter.com/yogaphiles September 21, 2011
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Yoga Whale

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.
by Stilldking May 14, 2013
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Yogasm

An almost sexually blissful feeling experienced via practicing yoga that is so physically and spiritually fulfilling that it is akin to an orgasm.
Omg, my Lulu pants are all damp after the yogasm I just had at my Yoga Belly class. I feel A-Maze-Ing. yoga, orgasm, bliss
by SuzanneG23 June 28, 2015
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Yoga Master Raj

the saviour of men, the living god, the preacher of yoga, the man, the myth, the legend. he is the bringer of yoga and healer of wounds. when you get put in jail, Yoga Master Raj is the shining light between sanction and insanity. he guides men through the most difficult of times. high schoolers pray to Yoga Master Raj to get good grades and pass their exams. when you are broke and homeless, the great Yoga Master provides yoga stretches to sustain you and warm you on cold nights.

when Jenisus Chrinst entered this world, he was clapped on the ass by the Yoga Master. when Thanos obtained the infinity shit it wasn't the avengers who stopped him. it was The Yoga Master. Hitler didn't suicide. he was clapped into oblivion by the Yoga Master. Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the death star. it was the Yoga Master. it was The Yoga Master. the Yoga Master built the great pyramids of Egypt. he created the theory of relativity. he threw the one ring into the fires of mount doom. he is more powerful than every human being on the planet. he gave life, yoga, salvation and hope to mankind.

when you see the Yoga Master and realise his great uniting powers you will convert to the holy religion of yoga. when his shining face appears before you he will inspire love and yoga stretches. The Master is the most divine and impeccable being to exist within the great universal planes of life and is the giver of sanity and holiness. if you have read this far the great Yoga Master is with you, always.
Jenry: come brother. let us pray for good times to the great Yoga Master Raj.
Joseph: yes brother. let us roll out our yoga mats and stretch our ass cheeks.
Jeroma: indeed good sirs. the Yoga Master brings salvation and love.
Judy: yes brothers. under the light of the Master, we are all one.
by Vladimir Gluten September 6, 2021
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Yoga Pants

n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.

Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today

Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?

Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
by alphabuttsoup April 29, 2011
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