yesterfore

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

Yeeterson peterson

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!

So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(

by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019

yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.

Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.

by dalaillama April 15, 2010

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

yesterday

the previous day
the feeling of nostalgia

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

Yeeter

Someone who Yeets a lot

Anna: Man, Jacko is such a Yeeter.

Beth: Yeah I heard!

by Definecito September 30, 2018

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017