A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.
Person 1: oh god its a child
Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021
Get the childmug. by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022
Get the Childmug. by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022
Get the childmug. by AetherSucksBalls July 6, 2022
Get the Childemug. by childhater March 29, 2022
Get the childmug. Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.
"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.
My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.
"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.
My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.
"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.
by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017
Get the Childmug. Human larva.
They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
Get the Childmug.