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Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.
C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.
by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010
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Windmils

where you grab the bottom of your cock and start spinning it in the motion of a windmill
I Stood at my bedroom window busting out windmils to all the old people walking past ;)
by J.holmes February 5, 2009
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Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.
South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."
by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011
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windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
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Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.
My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.
by GHAC August 21, 2013
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italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.
I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill
by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017
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corpse windmill

A ferris-wheel full of dead people
"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"
by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019
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