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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
by mikeschneider May 22, 2006
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would you let me tap

Would you let me tap
Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that
by soytoxica February 6, 2023
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let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...
Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...
by Pizzlej July 30, 2021
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Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
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never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: don't "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you" me
jim: ...
kim: ...
jim: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: FU-
by SacknanaYT April 25, 2021
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I hate you, let's do it.

This is a particular type of plotline, well-liked by many. In this plotline, several things must be true.

There needs to be at least two characters.
The characters must love each other, or be planned to love each other.

Once these simple tasks are accomplished, you can continue with your plot.

The characters get into a fight or other emotional even that might degrade their relationship, hence the "I hate you," part.
Ad-lib as much as you'd like between this and the "let's do it," part.
You can take the "let's do it" part literally, or take it to a nicer level with them simply being friends/mates/whatever they were in the beginning or anywhere in between.
Hey Jimmy. What're you writing?
Oh, it's and "I hate you, let's do it."
Awesome, hope it turns out well.
It is already, thanks!
by LightningGlove September 20, 2010
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let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.
Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.
by mr_frookie March 6, 2011
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