Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

wheel sucker

To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.

"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!

by The Real IG August 9, 2007

fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.

"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"

by Mystikan January 1, 2004

wood wheel

Wood grain covered steering-wheel; wood grain panel

"Ridin slab in my lac seville, working wood wheel"

by aggtown March 31, 2005

Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.

“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”

by Crow98 June 11, 2018

wheedlebow

(n) Becoming overwhelmed with laughter; usu. disproportionate to the actual object of humor.

Having been up all night, Annie was susceptible to wheedlebow...at the first unexpected knock-knock joke, she laughed until she choked.

by The Wright Family January 13, 2013

wheelchairtime

When you're so fucking drunk that you can't feel your legs or stand unassisted requiring the aid of a wheel chair.

Steve is so shit faced, get his fucking ass a wheel chair. He can't stand up and I think he shit his pants! Fuck this, get this dude a wheel chair! #wheelchairtime

by Wheelchair time justin November 15, 2013