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wheat crust 

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.
I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!
wheat crust by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011
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Wheat Trough 

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---Evan Reynolds or Evan Arsen (his aka)
"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."
Wheat Trough by Harddrive January 19, 2009
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Wheat Bun 

A white girl pregnant with a Mexican baby. The baby being the wheat bun.
Wheat Bun by Chris and Vance April 14, 2008

wheat wrap 

I eat and sat on his wheat wrap.
wheat wrap by wheat wrap June 26, 2016

Wheat Knuckle

When you finger blast a vegan chick, you end up with wheat knuckles
I totally wheat knuckled that hippy bitch last night!
Wheat Knuckle by Blubrew March 27, 2019

wheat builder 

a term to describe someone who eats automobiles but mostly buses and airplanes
the wheat builder ate my car! oh wow
wheat builder by freshfart656 December 18, 2019

wheat haw 

An alternate form of "yee haw". This is used because no matter what the bread comes first.
" bitch why do take a dirt bike to work?"
" Because village idiot, no matter what happens in life the bread comes first WHEAT HAW"
wheat haw by Sergeant Feet June 21, 2020