A SINGLE woman who PURPOSELY and repeatedly gets pregnant (usually from all different men) so she can live off of Child Support, Child & Family Services (free rent), and Food Stamps, etc.
Lylah is a welfare slut. I have often been the victim of Welfare Sluts, but then I wised up and got a vasectomy. Now I am Lylah's Welfare Gigolo!
by Mo Fro Bro November 22, 2006
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"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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by Weldgod😉😝 November 23, 2014
Get the weldor mug.Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018
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