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Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.
"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
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weegasm

The shudder of delight when one relieves themselves of a well needed slash.
The guyy next to me in the urinal had a mighty noticeable weegasm!
by Tom Chester June 29, 2006
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Victim Weight

A male who is under 200 pounds or 90 kilograms. Generally used to refer to males who could be overpowered and taken advantaged of by other males who are above 200 pounds.

Could also be used as a general statement about a male weighing approximately 140-160 pounds or 60-70 kilograms.
Friend 1: "How much do you weight right now?"
Friend 2: "About 150 pounds."
Friend 1: "Dude, you're victim weight."
by Mem3 October 22, 2023
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get ya weight up

verb: The process of increasing your street crediblity, can be applied to appearance, clothing, reputation, or finacial status.
"How are you goin to let Ronnie punk you like that, you need to get your weight up!"

"You still wearing them played out Boss overalls with the one strap down...Get ya weight up!"
by Sheila and Jennifer September 16, 2005
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peak weimar

(n) 1. A Western country that has decedent and sub divergent elements in it like beta cucks and humanoids doing unnatural acts AKA the down-low.

Sentence: “Hollywood and the mass media are making the West into peak weimar. Disgusting degenerates!”

2) The subdivision of tapirs and commies to destroy the institutions that have made European Caucasians AKA alpha males from their heritage and people.

Sentence: “Can you believe what Democratic jackasses want to do with our folk? They want to tax us to death! Typical inbreed mamzers!”
With all the garbage and lies the far-left figures and media elites are pushing on the West, I’ld say we’re at peak weimar.
by GrouperByTheTang14 December 30, 2019
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Weisa

Duragatory term for a white person used by white people to refer to each other, usually as friends or acquaintances.
Whats up my weisa.

Hey weisa, you know we gotta hit up those greens.

Me and my weisa are gonna get hammered tonight come over and have a few with us.

That weisa is such a janky.
by kmoney20 August 11, 2009
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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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