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Weenie Gobbler

Someone who likes to get ahead of the game by gobbling weenies. Weenies = Penis
Man 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Man 2: Yeah he is such a weenie gobbler! His name must be Pat!
by McFrink September 7, 2009
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ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006
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Weenie

A scared person who is afraid to take chances or step out of their comfort zone. Usually, this word is used to describe a person who is afraid to go after the boy or girl that they like.
Ali is a weenie because she won't talk to Nicholas.
Stephanie isn't a weenie; she texted her crush last night.
by Shark10101 June 22, 2007
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teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)
The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.
by Keith June 22, 2004
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fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.
Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!
by s-n-m April 16, 2008
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Da Da Da Little Weenie

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.
Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!
by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010
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Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.
Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.
by andy1 May 13, 2007
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