Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.
Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
by Gilesy June 13, 2007
Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 12, 2004
We need to start wedging grandma away from Jim before he convinces her to give him 7 dollars. Tell her he's a 9/11 Truther and thinks the Monkeypox outbreak was a Russian plot.
by StewAnon Researcher February 24, 2023
In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.
Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
by SPX Represent December 17, 2010
by annonamous April 15, 2003
he is skyler wedge
by sky wege cool May 12, 2017
When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017