wedge

Great train robber after looking inside bags - 'Its all wedge, son'

Wedged

Extremely wealthy in terms of attire, belongings and lifestyle. Can be used as a descriptive word i.e. clothing, motor vehicles etc

Wow, that allsaints clothing is absolutely wedged.

That Bentley Continental GTC looks spankingly wedged!

by Mr Wedged June 2, 2010

Farmboy. What farmboy. Real fans worship Wedge.

by Rooty April 16, 2004

An 80's style hairdo, as sported by Spandau Ballet, where the fringe sort of flops across the face at 45 degrees, partially masking one eye.

Have you seen Tony Hadley's wedge? Man I need one of those, and a D.A.

by Rumplestiltskin April 18, 2005

slang term for a VW T3 (aka T25) van..

thats a cool wedge dude.. better than a bay or a splitty ..

by Jeff Essex October 9, 2007

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 11, 2011