wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

wasao

The supar way to say "WHAT'S UP?"

Timmy> WASAO thar fellas?
Barton> I am feeling supar!
Jewel> I think my brain is broken!

by steban June 20, 2004

Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

by daddys dad June 30, 2021

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

wasaaaaaaap

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.

After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!

by ChrisFizik January 2, 2009

Wasaning

The act of ditching school/work because you procrastinated for too long and probably regretting all your choices in life this includes skipping tests

Student 1 : Hey where is James ?
Student 2: He is fucking Wasaning the math test again !

by Official IBO September 10, 2016