wamper

A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.

I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.

by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005

wappler

a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "

girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "

by Wappppppppp August 20, 2008

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012

Wumple

the love for chocolate or a state of deep depression

Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'

by pet_my_panda July 28, 2010

Wamplin

To be so drunk that it feels like gravity keeps pulling you backwards

keep on wamplin

by GodsAnaconda October 3, 2010

Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

Wamblerooski

Having a frustrated/irritating/crap time masturbating because of a lot of distractions outside/threat of being walked in on.

Your parents having an argument

Your sister singing an annoying song

Family are round so you are very worried.

I just had a the worst wank ever, such a 'WAMBLEROOSKI'.

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009