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Wallywat

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.
Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.
by TractorPulford August 30, 2022
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The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"
by ld0301 March 27, 2021
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george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!
by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007
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Morgan Wallen

a handsome ass man who was sent from heaven and is everyone’s dream man
morgan wallen is my favorite man”
by dndjridi January 15, 2021
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peely wally

A sick,pale and generally ill looking person
Are you feeling all right you look a bit peely wally
by Flossi February 14, 2009
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Chadderton-Waller

A Chadderton-Waller is some that is 'under the thumb' or 'whipped'.
You can't come out tonight you are a Chadderton-Waller
by GG0071 July 30, 2010
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Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
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