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D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.
Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"
by apotusoa October 5, 2008
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An overtly Christian movie on communism and TheVarus. Any worship of Our Lord Jesus Christ is banned in the country the movie is set in. The director married an 18 year old. He was around 25.
I love the "2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus."
by drier than the atacama February 3, 2022
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Yaoi Fangirl Virus

(yah-ō'-ē fahn-gûrl vī-rəs)
NOUN: A highly infectious, medically undetectable virus quickly becoming a pandemic amongst female anime fans. When fully fledged, the virus causes the infected to have an unhealthy, annoying infatuation with yaoi slash pairings. Common symptoms are interest in yaoi fanart, urges to write fanfics, wearing of cat ears, and glomping tendencies. It is spread either verbally or by means of the internet. It has even been known to cause death by compelling the infected to either glomp someone until their bones crack or annoy somebody to the point of suicidal intents. It is extremely important to defend yourself and your friends from the infection and influences of the virus by avoiding diseased persons at all costs and possibly wearing earplugs/masks should you ever be in the presence of a yaoi fangirl. Mental status may be altered, however, and psychological help should be sought out after contact. Those of us who are already anime fangirls are prone to catching the disease. There is no known cure.
Girl: Maya's obsession with SasuNaru is getting out of hand. She's going nuts!

Friend: I think we should avoid her so we don't catch her Yaoi Fangirl Virus.
by choklit chipp kookeez September 26, 2009
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Trump virus

The popular name for the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes the COVID-19 disease and is responsible for the 2020 coronavirus epidemic. The virus is named after president Donald Trump, who is most responsible for its not slowing its quick spread in March 2019 and onward in the United States.
The Trump virus is going to cause a lot more needless death in the United States due to the way the president has been handling the situation.
by Wordsterous March 24, 2020
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nerd virus

The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
by John Connor 2006 February 3, 2006
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virus

i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
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Corona Virus

A Virus that ruined our year😛
“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
the corona virus also ruined our year.”
by saijeh April 15, 2020
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