velocicraptor 

a specially designed toilet that allows one to both vomit and defecate at the same time.

after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom

source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia

velocicraptor by djspork September 5, 2011

Velociraptored

The state of being so high that your arms get stuck in the position similar to that of a velociraptor.

OMG! Look at Steve! He is velociraptored so bad right now!

Velociraptored by The Official Marky™ June 23, 2015

Velocirapture 

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.

Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture

Velocirapture by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022

velociraptoraphobia 

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

velociraptoraphobia by spinash April 20, 2009

VelociRapture 

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;

29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.

VelociRapture by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011

veloliraptor 

A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form.

Person 1: The other day, I was walking down the road, I saw, the famous comedian, Noel Fielding! I was so excited that I literally soiled myself!

Person 2: You know what? That is a funny situation...Veloliraptor!!!

veloliraptor by Julilase August 27, 2006

velocifaptor 

John Cena's nickname that his backstage crew calls him.

Hey Lena look! Velocifaptor punched that guy!

velocifaptor by riigggle January 25, 2016