White Trash Vehicle

All vehicles other than Dodge and Hummer

I dont buy white trash vehicles. i only buy Dodges and Hummers

by azazasas October 12, 2009

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

pandemic vehicle

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.

It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.

by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022

Vehicle

It is a thing you drive

Vehicles Like vans sedans bikes motorcycles hatchbacks fastbacks and more

by Bradlong2882 February 10, 2019

vehicle hide and seek

Large scale hide and seek but with vehicles and the whole city is the boundary

"We should play some vehicle hide and seek tonight"

by Munrokr May 26, 2014