Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009

vessell

Anyone with the name has a super chode

look at that dudes vessell

by jweeze January 14, 2010

vaseline city

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.

Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.

by Realtalk155 September 19, 2016

Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.

I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.

by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018

veselka

The kindest, most intelligent and humblest being ever. Also an creative soul, creativity flows in their veins.

-Oh look! It’s Veselka again.
+I wish I could be her friend.

by Ss_nina November 22, 2021

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023