A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
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(Verb): When a member of your crew has been found deceitful about sexual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a Vicectomy.
A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.
If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.
If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
Did you hear about those massive violations of guy code? I think its time to separate the group. We need a vicectomy.
Yoo did you get with that girl last night?
...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.
Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.
I think we need a vicectomy.
Vicectomy Complete.
Yoo did you get with that girl last night?
...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.
Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.
I think we need a vicectomy.
Vicectomy Complete.
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Get the vansectomy mug.A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com
Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.
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Did you hear Vera had another vainectomy? Really? Yeah, she had her eyelids done.
Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.
Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.
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