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"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023
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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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Radiological Vasectomy

Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.
My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues
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Vasectomy

A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.

You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).

Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
Or you could just get a vasectomy.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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