vintage booty

old used booty with a lot of mile, 40 years and up more used with elderly women

car passes by a group of elderly women, and man says "like to get me some of that vintage booty"

by janessa and jean , sister and brother September 8, 2007

Vintage Tard

a vintage tard is an older person who is either mentaly unstable or very stupid.

ha ha look at that vintage tard
WHAT is that vintage tard doing!
get off my choad you vintage tard.

by vintage tard October 22, 2004

Vintage White Pussy ("VWP")

1. (Noun) A physically-attractive woman of Caucasian descent and wealthy financial background;

2. (Adj.) Of or bearing the classical physical likeness and/or elegance to legendary actress Grace Kelly;

3. (Adj.) A person with classical fashion proclivities such as pleated sleeve seams and cuffs (e.g. Vintage White Pussy Bow blouse)

1. Legendary actress and Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly was vintage white pussy ("VWP").

2 or 3. That woman is VWP!

by RXS1971 April 16, 2011

Vintage

1. Hairy vagina 2. Vagina that reminds you of porn from the 70s.

"Girl you know I don't shave, I got that vintage!"

by PaJuan LaChase November 30, 2019

Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.

Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 27, 2008

vintage

(adj.). Something distinctly characteristic of a certain person.

Person A: Did you hear Mike got drunk last night and had sex with some ugly chick?
Person B: Oh, man, that is vintage Mike.

by rewm May 12, 2011

Vintage Strange

an older woman, often one perceived to be sexually attractive and experienced

From "vintage" meaning "older" and "strange" denoting an unknown, something one has not experienced yet

I want some "vintage strange" equivalent to "I want to bag a cougar" (where "cougar" is used to refer to an older woman, and "bag" refers to seduction)

by AVgJ October 27, 2009