Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021

Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.

Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

Re:Vale

Re:Vale is a unit from the game/anime, IDOLiSH7. They're married. Yuki and Momo love each other very much.

Look at that gay couple over there! They remind me of Re:Vale

by tenndevil November 10, 2020

Night vale

Things are weird and gay.

In night vale there are weird and gay things

by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021

VALC

Internet acronym for "Vete a La Chingada!"

Equivalent in English to "Go to hell!" or "Get the f*ck outta here!"

Adrian: Yo man let's go pick up some rats tonight! My girl finally let me out!
Michael: VALC

by epmcj38 January 11, 2009

Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

ME VALE

it means " I don't give a fuck" - check out "me vale madre" in the Urban Dictionary

John: Tony said he hates you.

Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".

by Gioconda Ramirez June 15, 2008