viginity

The process of writing on Arash Parsa's Facebook wall, and mentioning that you are NOT the first to write on it.

Yo, I know I'm not the first person to write on your wall, but I take your wall viginity. Shove that one in your juicebox and suck it.

by DJ Tranc3mind January 9, 2008

vaginitis

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."

by pandaman June 28, 2006

vagitity

Adj. Whining, crying, being a debbie-downer.

Dude all you do is bitch about everything and whine all the time, I'm so sick of your vagitity

by michelle dupuis February 26, 2008

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

vaginital

The he/she private regions.

Q:"Where do I put that?"

A: "Right there, in that vaginital area..."

by Mody Dick October 31, 2009

Vaginety

The act of creating real-world consequences for imaginary sleights.

Complete bullshit.

She had a daydream of him cheating on her so she burned all of his stuff
"I swear to God I didn't cheat on you! this is just Vaginety!"

See "Fallacy"

by PuppetDemon76 September 3, 2018

Vainity

crossover of vain and vanity

My vainity is bigger than anything else that defines me

by kohoutek February 8, 2019