vagina

The box the penis comes in.
Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car.
first two points of contact for a SHOCKER.

The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.

Her Vagina was so tight she only gave birth to paper dolls.

Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris.

Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.

by Freakyfast95gts August 28, 2007

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Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"

I haven't had pussy in seven years! I've had vagina. I hate vagina! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. –
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage

by Alfredo1982 September 12, 2006

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The sex organ of a female, leading from a woman's external genitals to the cervix of the uterus. During sexual intercourse, a man's penis (male sexual organ protruding from his crotch) must be inserted into the vagina and thrusted up and down to stimulate the female.

While having sex with my boyfriend, I felt him tracing my vagina with the tip of his tongue.

He thrust his penis into her vagina during sexual intercourse.

by nipplesex December 08, 2011

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