wet dry vac

The art of a male ejaculating on a partner's upper lip and then proceeding to have them snort a key of somewhat decent grade of powdered cocaine

When the fiend asked for a line, just before chris was about to cum, the fiend's sexual skills and steady hand proceeded to arrange the ultimate wet dry vac.

by alstace December 5, 2010

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008

cryo-vac

When something is so tight that it looks like it has been both cryogenically sealed and had the air vacuumed out of it.

"WTF is Jimmy wearing? It looks like he's cryo-vac'd his pants on!!"

by The Sync December 18, 2008

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

vac tracks

The lines made by a vacuum cleaner when used on carpet.

My brother is a little OCD and will keep vacuuming until all the vac tracks are perfect!

by Irelandmk August 31, 2015

vac-ation

A VAC ban.
Quite rare since VAC is ass.

Guy 1: What happened to (username here)?
Guy 2: He went on a VAC-ation.

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

Vac

(short for vacuum)

Someone who is needlessly shallow and has nothing to show for themselves but their looks.

Did you see that one guy at the party?

Oh, you mean Tony? You should watch out for him, he's a Vac.

Oh, I see.

by Aftershockinsomniac October 1, 2020