utility bomb

Lubricated handheld device used by soldiers in the bombing of Yosemite

“Your a fucking utility bomb”

by 263947/617484 November 20, 2022

utilitarious

A very useful animal, object, or idea.

Dad: “Linas hold the flashlight while I get to the carborator…”
Linas: *runs to the closet and grabs the flashlight in the top shelf*
Linas while holding the flashlight over his dad: “is this good dad?”
Dad: “GOD DAMIT LINAS! The dog is more utilitarious than you!”

by Saggytit69 October 21, 2023

Utilitarism

The philosophical theory that has as the golden rule : "The happiness of one is less important than the happiness of the majority".

In this author's point of view (and Audous Huxley for example), the cited "majority" in the utilitarism, is the most number of people that are benefited from an action: Jimmy has a cake with 8 pieces, but there are 7 hungry people around Jimmy, so Jimmy is being an utilitarist if he is going to share the 7 pieces of cake with other people out of his own will.

by Gman-ghost-Brazil November 9, 2009

utility

An insult. Synonymous to 'tool' used as an insult.

That kn0b was a simple utility.

by alterego September 28, 2003

Utilitarian

A grand master of utility's such as gas or heat ect.

As the Utilitarian NO HEAT FOR YOU!

by DrProfessorDefenitiion89 September 29, 2010

Utilitarianism

A collectivist moral philosophy which states that the moral worth of an action is directly dependant upon how much pleasure or good that action brings upon others. It is the belief in the most good for the most people. Under this moral philosophy the person exists solely to serve the community. According to Utilitarianism the person has no value, only the people do.

Communism is the philosophy of Utilitarianism put into practice as a socio-economic means of organizing society.

by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

Utilitarian

An object with great use or puprose. Often said by nerds, but could be said by anyone else, if there is no other word that could be used.

Guy: Dude the Ipod Touch can do a helluv alot!

Guy with Ipod Touch: Yeah, it's so utilitarian.

by Billie the dude February 12, 2009