fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it

Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.

by Flying away September 29, 2017

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.

Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?

by Unipress May 25, 2018

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence

tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part

by Phu The Writer April 16, 2022

unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead

You just got unicorned!!!!

by yay asians October 21, 2011

unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!

by MNetLucas November 2, 2008

unconess

to fall over, stumble, trip constantly

Dani is filled with so much unconess

by Dani September 28, 2003

unicornist

Unfairly predjudiced towards Unicorns.

I can't believe he chose to ride Black Beauty instead, he's such a Unicornist...

by Denny Parker March 11, 2016