unicorn

a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend

The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn

by inoesomestuff October 31, 2004

unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.

"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!

by coricamram May 24, 2011

Unicorn

A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"

by sueeey June 17, 2013

unicorn

the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome

i love unicorns

by Glitter ✨ girl January 2, 2018

unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking

damn thats one nice unicorn

by hey i have crippling depressio May 8, 2018

Unicorn

A Unicorn can refer to a man or a woman and is often used to describe the perfect catch or perfect partner. A Unicorn is a mythical creature, someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find. The term is often describing someone who is remarkably attractive (above a 7.9), but not at all batshit crazy, amazing at sex, and has a great personality. This definition is used more often to describe this scenario than in reference to LGBT themes. Gay or straight however you can be a Unicorn because you're beautiful, amazing, fuck like a god/goddess, not crazy as fuck, awesome to be around and even going somewhere with your life. Hot but down to earth? You may be a Unicorn. People will try to catch the Unicorn as if hoping to bring this magical energy in their life but the Unicorn knows only to reveal themselves to the worthy. This makes the encounter all the more magical because it's not a trick of the light it's a mystical mythical magical babe that makes you feel so lucky because you never thought you could find someone amazing as them. Careful, these folks can make the hard of heart easily fall in love.

What made you stop messing around with multiple ladies at once?

Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.

Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?

Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.

What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?

Sarah: Unicorn level.

Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?

Amy: John is.

You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!

Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.

by LunaPhase January 8, 2017

Unicorn

The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.

"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."

by lilyrosa September 4, 2013