Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

by Phiddy January 5, 2010

Unecha

Where you put your hands on someones head then drop them down onto there ears

My sister did unecha to her bald boyfriend

by Unecha April 28, 2020

unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling October 13, 2007

Uneducated

People who think they're cool but can't spell, let alone write a sentence that makes sense. Simply scroll through the comments. There are lots of them!

Uneducated is someone who spells "urban" as "erbun".

by Easy Writer January 24, 2009

Uneffable

Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them.

"I've thought about it dude, but she isn't just ugly, she's mean. Totally uneffable."

by Matty B Good May 19, 2009

uneffingbelievable

A cleaned-up way of saying unfuckingbelievable.

Well my little sweetheart, your drawing is nothing less than uneffingbelievable!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.

Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003