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Ubisoft

A once respectable game developer that used to make classic games such as Rayman, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6 and so on. Now they are Xbox 360 hugging assholes who don't give a shit about the best gaming platform, the PC. They delay games on a PC months over the 360 version and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Double Agent and Vegas.

Fuck Ubisoft, I am sick of their bullshit with PC games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Tired of being dicked around on a PC? Sick of unoptimized delayed console ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.
Ubisoft is now on par with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about gamers, as long as they push out their games for the most popular system at the time.

As seen with GRAW 2, Double Agent, and Vegas, they rather just spit out shitty delayed ports to shut PC gamers up than to actually spend time reworking it for Windows.
by bewareoblivionisathand March 9, 2007
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ubified

Verb. (to ubify, ubified)
To be disimproved, patched to death or in any other way reduced from a better to a worse state by the company Ubisoft.
"Do you remember Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield?" "Yep, that game was great. But sadly, it was ubified with 1.60."
by Gruni January 9, 2013
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ubiquitesque

So common, it's gross.
Ubiquitesque Examples: SUV's. Obesity. Crocs.
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Ubisofted

Verb:
taking something a good and shiting on it beyond recognition
They ubisofted there conference,didn't they
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ubie

a two inch vaporizer that gets you high as shit
when i blaze with my ubie i cant stop smiling
by Mr D December 28, 2005
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Ubisoft

Sorry you must pay $29.99 for the definition expansion pack.
Guy 1: Damn Ubisoft stole my money again.
Guy 2: What expansion did you buy this time?
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Ubiquitous

1. adj, everywhere, omni-present, always occuring
a) Yo, I ran train on that ho down in LA last week; shit, that bitch is frickin' ubiquitous!

b) I'm spreadin' the word about this bay weed. We're tryin'a make this shit ubiquitous!
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