To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
by smahk April 28, 2021
Get the tysonedmug. by anonymous September 19, 2021
Get the TySoNmug. noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"
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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"
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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
by Andre Kelma October 12, 2009
Get the Tysonmug. by player3d September 25, 2009
Get the Tysonmug. Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night
Jill: How was it?
Jenna: what?
Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!
Jill: oh, it was awful
Jill: How was it?
Jenna: what?
Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!
Jill: oh, it was awful
by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011
Get the tysoningmug. Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
Get the Tysonitismug. Yo you see Tyson he is so him
by Aidanflain January 28, 2018
Get the Tysonmug.