Tyson

Tall like a tree, and this guy is FUNNY! Loves to party, have fires, fish, AND he fixes things!!!

Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.

He 's got jokes for days.

Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.

I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.

Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!

"Oh look at that bull"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"

by ur biggest regret July 16, 2023

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A very sexy man if you see one moan.

I saw Tyson and moaned.

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Tyson

noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women

Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"

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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"

by Andre Kelma October 13, 2009

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