Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

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Two-Bodied

When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.

The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.

by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018

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Two trucks

To American automobiles that take part in sexual intercourse

Person 1: did you see earls two trucks
Person 2: yeah it was pretty hot
Person 1: what the fu...

by sillyscrabbleman January 12, 2021

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two nukes weren't enough

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

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