tweed

Someone or something that is as or more annoying as a new wool sweater or cloth when worn against bare skin.

"Gosh, he just won't shut up! He's such a tweed!"

by steele_is_more_cool_than_you March 14, 2009

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 16, 2005

tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005

Tweeder

A Person Who Has Way To Much Fun, Does What They Want When They Want, And Has No Regards For Conciquences Or Who/What They May Harm

Randomly Runs Up To Someones Car And Kicks In All The Windows "Your Friend Looks At You Man Your Such A Tweeder"

by Travis Raymond October 3, 2007

Twerd

This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.

Twerd: 'Mam I'm a Twerd!'
Mam: 'I shoulda used a latex...'

by Boshellecta. July 19, 2010

tweeds

k2, fake pot, herbal incense, spice, or any other synthetic marijuana.

hey man lets head up to the smoke shop and get some tweeds.

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

ADAM TWEED

A really cool guy, who loves the ladies, and his bulmers. He is great fun, and a laugh to be around. He is so funny, he even makes himself laugh.

Some say he's a legend (including himself)

john :I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS ADAM TWEED
peter: HE IS A LEGEND

by PRETZEL1234321 July 26, 2011