Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny party!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Tanted

A chic on Instagram with a giant ass, hot body and amazing curves but the inability to spell and/or spell check.

I can do bad all on my own baby🖤⚡️ #collar #nosleep #tantedlove

by rsx491 August 23, 2018

Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.

I have twatted this to twitter.

by Cerebron March 20, 2009

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011

twinted sisters

a haunted house in your dreams. Legend has it, if you dream of this house and you actually go in the house, the twinted sisters will appear and you will have catch their disease, known as the sudden death syndrome. Many people have dream t of this before, and knows how horrifying the outside of the house can be.

Nicole- i had a horrible dream, i think it was called the twinted sisters house

Andrew- Did you go in the house?!?!

Nicole- No i drove up to it and all i can feel is getting pushed up on the seat, and i quickly drove off.

Andrew- You need a dream catcher, this dream will occur 3 times in your life time, these are the devil sisters of death, next time you will get more interested in the house and want to go in, but do not ever go in the house.

by thetwinteddreamer January 12, 2013

twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.

1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?

by zdh March 26, 2010