taint ranger

A person who hovers between being an asshole and a dick or an asshole and a pussy.

That dude's a real taint ranger.

by sdhillbilly May 15, 2013

taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."

by mervtheperv February 11, 2015

taintman

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

taint slam

the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

by Zbuckley May 17, 2007

taintention

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

by Trixie822 February 6, 2010