Twez

A fat worthless piece of shit.Eats all day and is not helpful usually he has no girls and it always single

Damn you look just like a Twez

by Nxcs May 30, 2021

Twazy

1)To be very very crazy or 2) to be so in love, that all sentences, words, ideas, etc. are just a mess of words.

1)Dude, why would you bang that chick from the asylum? she's mega-twazy.
2)- a-What did you say, honey?
b-Are you listening to me?
a- huhhh?? Love bird, im so twazy for you.

by Twaziest August 4, 2008

twazzinator

A combination of the words terminator and twazzock. Like Schwarzenneger after he has had 20 coronas behind a dumpster on friday 13th.

Get you twazzinator ass back here and no, "you wont be back"!

by teto June 13, 2008

twazer

Someone who avoids paying retail whenever possible, preferring to buy things locally from secondhand sources.

Molly has always been a twazer at heart, preferring to save money buying her clothes and books at local secondhand stores.

by biteoftoast February 17, 2015

tweeze

Once spoken by an anonymous african american from New York, it is a slang word for the green leafy substance, marijuana.

*exact quote:
"I smoke a lil' tweeze now and then."

by Robbie R August 22, 2007

twazz

mix of twat and spazz, affectionate term for oneself or a friend.

"I can't believe i did that, I am such a twazz!"

by iloveisla May 15, 2008

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008