Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

Turtlesucker

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles

Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!

by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

Turtlenick

An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.

Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.

by Egg Slut Out in Public May 27, 2017

Turtlehank

Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Turtleduckin

When a hard on suddenly retreats and calls it a night ...like a turtle ducking its head back into its shell, not to be seen for the rest of the evening.

I guess willie has gone on strike because the S.O.B has PULLED a turtleduckin . Like elvis has left the building.

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021